Ithaca, NY; one step closer to preparedness

Alright, I did it. I followed through for once and created

The Ithaca, NY Regional Zombie Apocalypse Survival Planning Alliance

Please feel free to join. It's open to anyone, even if you are not a resident of the Finger Lakes. It is important to remember that  we may not be at home when the dead rises, so plan accordingly for wherever you travel. 

The Best Facebook Groups Devoted to Zombies

Lets face it, zombies have become an internet meme. While at the same time, Facebook is clearly on a path to global domination. So it goes without saying that there are many Facebook groups centered around the topic of Zombies. In fact there appear to be far too many of them. So please allow me to present to you the BEST of the crop. Join as you see fit. 

Ok, let's get started with a fun one, because we all need a little comic relief sometimes.Though this group is categorized by it's creators as "common beliefs and causes" I using my expert opinion to denounce it a joke. Though it is a good joke. Ladies and Gentleman...

"Michael Jackson Is A Zombie" Conspiracy Supporters

Next we have a very serious group.  I briefly joined this group because I felt it was a good idea to encourage the development of undead defense infrastructure by our government, though this is admittedly a long shot.

Increase Spending on Zombie Defense Infrastructure

Unfortunately the group does little to encourage this sort of political action and instead it's discussion threads center on more asinine topics such as "Can Asian's become Zombies?" and "If you have sex with a Zombie are you at risk of becoming one?".  The answer to both of these questions are almost definitely YES. 

With 136,501 Members, the next group is by far the largest. 

The Hardest Part of a Zombie Apocalypse Will be Pretending I'm Not Excited

So true. This group takes a light hearted approach to the impending apocalypse. However, it includes serious discussion topics on survival techniques. You could do worse than to join this group. 

The next batch of Facebook Groups makes me excited because they take a brilliant and very piratical approach to organizing. 

Regional Zombie Survival Groups  

This category of groups include:

The American Zombie Defense Initiative (AZDI),

 The Kentucky Zombie Defense Program,

The Utah Zombie Defense Agency and

The Cambridge Zombie Defence Plan

Regional organizing is key because your neighbors are both the first threats to your safety, as well as your first option for assistance. A well prepared populous starts in your neighborhood, and with a regional survival group you can ensure your neighbors are as prepared and knowledgeable as you are. I'm strongly considering starting a group for my town.  I encourage you do the same.

Dishonorable mention to the H1N1 Zombie Resistance group.

How the Time Flies...

My goodness, it appears to be March already, so naturally it's time to post some of those Halloween photos.

My excuse for waiting this long is as follows:
Before Halloween my beloved brick of a camera finally ate it. Now I have a brand new gorgeous powershot. However, somewhere in the middle Halloween happened so I had nothing but my camera phone to document the awesomeness.

But now thanks to my good friend Jerry I have some quality photo documentation of this year's Zombie makeup. This year was extra special because not only was I a zombie for Halloween, so were my two best gals.

Please enjoy the following photos to your fullest possible satisfaction.

Kate as a Zombie in a prom dress.

Me as a Zombie in a tux.

 One last shot for realism. 

World's Oldest Zombie Book

National Geographic's got this story about a 330 year old  manuscript tittled "The Chewing Dead".  Check it out this Tuesday on the National Geographic Channel during a program about Vampire Forensics.  Although the program is about vampires; an imaginary threat, the story is clearly a very old example of the very real threat of the walking dead.

Facebook Avertising: doing something right

I would just like to let the world know that the following came up in the advertising on my facebook today. They sure got me pegged.

I should be so lucky one day

Y'all should be very concerned about zombies getting married. It is an erosion of the scantity of marriage. Marriage is between two consulting adults, who are not reanimated courpses. However, technically this video depicts actors, playing zombies, getting engaged. So it's not so bad. In fact, it's downright adorable. Not, however, as adorable as the same couple's zombie wedding cake. Courtsey of Neatorama.

Picnik

I've plugged Picnick before but I just wanted to let you all know that it's even more awesome now then it was before and is offering even more zombie photo editing tools. Including no less than 6 distinct zombie flesh tones!
I tried to use Picnick in the off season (not October), and the zombifying option was under premium (pay) features. I'm now happy to report that this feature is currently available to everyone without making an account or paying. Here's what I was able to do in just a few minutes.

  I take a lot of enjoyment surprising my friends with zombified photos of them. If your persuasion leans more towards vampires, there's new tools for that too. enjoy! (Link)